Today while eating lunch Ben told me a "Knock, Knock" joke. After he told the joke the inner child in me felt the need to teach Ben some of the great "Knock, Knock" jokes so he can impress his friends. Well sadly enough the only one I could remember was this one, which I am not sure if I even remember it right.
Knock knock
Who's there
Apple
Apple Who
Knock knock
Who's there
Apple
Apple Who
Knock knock
Who's there
Apple
Apple Who
Knock Knock
Who's there
Orange
Orange Who
Orange you glad I didn't say apple
Then Ben responded with the following joke
Knock Knock
Who's there
Car
Car who
Aren't you glad I didn't say race track
I though that was pretty funny. Anyways I really need some help in remembering these knock, knock jokes. I use to know dozens of them. So if you remember any please share them with me.
6 comments:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ether
Ether Who?
Ether Bunny
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Nother
Nother Who?
Nother Ether Bunny
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Stilla
Stilla Who?
Stilla Nother Ether Bunny
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Yeta
Yeta Who?
Yeta Nother Ether Bunny
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Beep Beep
Beep Beep Who?
Beep Beep car come and run over all the Ether Bunnies
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Don't Cry Ether Bunny be back next year
I just remember another one that cracked me up as a kid:
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dwane
Dwane who?
Dwane the bathtub -- I'm dwowning
That is to funny. My only knock, knock joke is the same one you remember. I am always racking my brain for another one, but I am just getting to old to remember things from that far back.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke out below
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you so much
I love Ben's knock knock joke. Isn't it funny how little kids minds work?
These knock knock jokes are great! Steven is always trying to do them but I couldn't remember many either. The only one I remember is:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo Who?
You don't have to cry.
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